my name is, (what) my name is, (who) my name is slim shady!!!

well not really, but i had ya going there for a second didnt i mutha fucka's? aight igotta do one thing here. . . (will everyone please stand) . . . I GOTTA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY DOG-FOO GANGSTA'S OUT THERE. CANNED OR DRY, WE NEVER DIE.
aight y'all can sit the fuck back down. my name is richard if you acutuly care. and if you dont well screw you! I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW I AM THE CHRISTMAS TREE, BITCH'S. and dont let any one tell you otherwise. now to all you ladies, i know i sure do sound like a sexy bieyotch, but i already have a girlfriend named chelsea, and she is the most awsome, funny, down-to-earth, sexy, and most caring girl i have ever met in my life, and i love her to damn much to leave her or to ever, ever cheat on her. sorry, but if i did i couldnt live with myself. anyway moving on,(i diegress) i have limited friends at the school i go to but, um, there names are: roselafena (mine and chelsea's daughter), skippy McDougle (the rapeist), deenenea(just, um,... yeah), zack(a.k.a. :dessert storm comando(i'll tell you later)), sam(the fat fuck that likes to kick me a lot), keven or kev(the homophobe), pam(the squishy one), tieto(the asian who is always asking for his whore money from me, but i just tell him that he is never going to get it unless he earn's it), and thats about it. thank you for your time, now that you have wasted it reading this i should probably tell you that you just wasted at least six maybe five valuable mineutes of your life you could have done something to better the world, like cure cancer ,send me a doller, cure world hunger, send me two dollers, get bitten by a radioactive spider and gain its abbilitys and went off fighting crime in new york. AND LOOK YOUR STILL READING THIS, I MEAN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. I JUST TOLD YOU ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD BE DOING BUT NO YOUR WASTING YOUR LIFE. LISTEN IF I GET CANCER AND THERE IS NO CURE FOR IT BECAUSE YOU WASTED YOUR LIFE READING THIS MINDLESS DRIBBLE THEN I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS. ARUGH. I BET YOUR STILL JUST STAIRING AT YOUR SCREEN WITH A STUPID LOOK ON YOU FACE. COME ON GET YOUR ASS UP, THE SECONDS ARE JUST DRIFTING ON BY YOU, ONE SECOND, TWO SECONDS, THREE SECONDS, FOUR SECONDS, FIVE SECON........